Ancient Dragons and Wise Owls

soullesskisser:

weareallbob:

hugs-and-butterfly-kisses:

accio-my-childhood:

voldyismouldy:

thankdeadwizardgod:

atquidditchtime-:

serpensortiax:

iwaslookingfortheoblongroom:

always-take-a-banana-to-a-party:

Maggic my teddy bear, I’ll throw Maggic at Voldemort and he better hug Maggic for granted or I’ll be angry. :I

My pillow? Oh yeah that’s gonna help because Voldemort is bound to be tired so he will just snuggle into the pillow and fall asleep. :/

My cat. Butbutbut my cat IS Voldemort. Confused Geri is confused.

My ukulele ?

A pair of socks…

My knitting needles. SURE! I’LL POKE HIS EYES OUT.

The wardrobe?

A ruler with pictures of places in Iceland on it???

VOLCANO POWER WAND!!! :D

I AM FUCKING SORTED.

CHUPA CHUPS BUBBLEGUM! Oh snap, I’m dead

Ear Care Antiseptic. I’m dead.